Top Ten Things of Which Bixby is Mortified

A portion of my legion readers have met and know His Hardly-Honorable Sir Bixby, my one year old Chiweenie. For those unfamiliar with the breed, he’s one of those newfangled ‘designer’ dogs; in his case he’s 50% Dachshund (wiener dog), 50% Chihuahua, and 110% goofy!

Well, lately I’ve been noticing the surprising number of things that scare the living poopie out of the poor little guy and thought I’d share the Top Ten Things of Which Bixby is Mortified

10) Blowing leaves

9) Scarves

8 ) Own intimidating shadow

7) Tiny shred of sliced turkey thrown to him to catch

6) Ducks!!

5) That creepy box that holds his toys

4) Robins

3) Scary-ass pair of socks hanging off the couch

2) Underside of chairs

1) All the big things that move

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