I picked up the mail today and, what’s this, a personal letter from Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney? I’m touched that a man of his pedigree would take time out of his busy day to write me.
So let’s have a look at this bad boy.
Okay, right there, off to a bad start. There’s no ‘h,’ and I rarely shorten my name. Really, I only allow it from close friends and family members. But this is Mitt Romney we’re talking about, so maybe I need to let this minor faux pas slide. Moving on.
“I am running for President of the United States and because you are one of America’s most notable Republicans, I want to personally let you know why.” Continue reading