Top Ten Reasons I Don’t “Facebook” (Much)

1) Quite content with corded-phone technology

2) I don’t care what you’re having for dinner

3) Big Brother is watching

4) Didn’t need Facebook to reach personal goal of 600 friends

5) Do you really know how many people have embarrassing pictures of you??

6) Relationship “Status” too frightening to contemplate

7) If we haven’t talked in ten years, we apparently don’t like each other that much

8 ) Trying to prove to friends that I don’t “have to” do it

9) Other things to do

10) Waiting for “Bodybook” before making my big appearance

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